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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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