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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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