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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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