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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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