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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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