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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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