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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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