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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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