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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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