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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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