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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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