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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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