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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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