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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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