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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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