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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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