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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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