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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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