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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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