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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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