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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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