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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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