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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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