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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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