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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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