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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Izzy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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