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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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