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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Minnie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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