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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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