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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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