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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Champ eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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