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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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