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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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