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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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