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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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