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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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