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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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