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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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