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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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