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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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