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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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