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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Yoda eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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