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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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