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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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