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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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