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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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