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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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