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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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