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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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