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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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