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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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