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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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