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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gizmo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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