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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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