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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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