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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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