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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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