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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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