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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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