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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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