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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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